1. A car with one of those bwoop bwoop things that unlock your car.
2. A pony (a pretty one, though, not like a 2 1/2 legged one or anything like that)
3. A personal assistant (to be paid over the course of 4 years, salary nonnegotiable)
4. A plot of land in Steamboat Springs
5. 3 miniature ponies (one 3-legged pony negotiable)
6. World Trip (Iceland, Thailand, Peru. It would be a non-traditional flying pattern)
7. A wedding (groom TBD)
Things upon which I would NOT spend $19,999.00:
1. Any single object from a AirStore catalogue. [Caveat: If you're able to impulse buy 20K products whilst flying, I would like to date you.]

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