Monday, November 7, 2011

Things Upon Which I Would Spend $19,999.00:

1.  A car with one of those bwoop bwoop things that unlock your car.
2.  A pony (a pretty one, though, not like a 2 1/2 legged one or anything like that)
3.  A personal assistant (to be paid over the course of 4 years, salary nonnegotiable)
4.  A plot of land in Steamboat Springs
5.  3 miniature ponies (one 3-legged pony negotiable)
6.  World Trip (Iceland, Thailand, Peru.  It would be a non-traditional flying pattern)
7.  A wedding (groom TBD)

Things upon which I would NOT spend $19,999.00:
1. Any single object from a AirStore catalogue.  [Caveat: If you're able to impulse buy 20K products whilst flying, I would like to date you.]

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