Saturday, November 26, 2011

It's Been Way Too Long

...BUT, the mid-November/Thanksgiving/general life apathy has been very useful, as I have collected two (2) ((II)) (((dos))) new AirStore magazines AND a delightful passage about carpal tunnel treatment from a "Hemispheres" publication.  Looks like I have quite a bit of work to procrastinate at the Chicago airport on my layover.  Until then...

"Hold your phone 'hands-free' "...do you mean except for the hand holding the phone?

"Never misplace your iPhone again!"  Also effective: surgically implanting your iPhone in your abdomen.

"Keep it handy and secure!" IS THAT A HAND PUN, AIRSTORE??  You sneaky little thing.  I'm surprised you didn't throw anything in about the "digit-al" age.

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