Yeah, I Suck At This

But then on the other hand, I did say that this was going to be a half-assed endeavor.  Or at least I thought it.  One of the two.

Until I get my act together, consider that you are...

You are the doodle to my snicker.  You are arteriosclerosis to my KFC.  You are the Wal-Mart to my trashiness. You are the flu to my swine.  I love you.